Destiny Memes

'''Something I've had in my head for a bit. Yes It's a bunch of short stories, ENJOY!'''

When Destiny Goes To Starbucks
When 5 years olds Destiny goes to Starbucks.. MJ and Destiny are at Starbucks.

MJ: Just a mocha for me please.

Cashier: Ok.

MJ: Destiny, tell the Cashier what you want.

Destiny: OK! Can I have a.. Frappuccino, Cappuccino, Moca expressco, Ice tea lata, and a fizzo, Flatbread sandwich, With a panene, Some kind of salad, NOT TO MANY CALORIES, cake pop, Brownie, and a cookie, Donut, Muffin, and a rice crispy, sweet tea, lemonade, and a smoothie, White chocolate mocha, and a croissant.

MJ looks at her sister Speechless.

Cashier: Ok.... Is that all for today.

Destiny: Yaassss! Totally!

Cashier: Ok.. your total is- Oops. The register broke.

Destiny: Should I repeat my order.

MJ silently: no no no!

Cashier: Well.. yeah..

Destiny: OK! Can I have a.. Frappuccino, Cappuccino, Moca expressco, Ice tea lata, and a fizzo, Flatbread sandwich, With a panene, Some kind of salad, NOT TO MANY CALORIES, cake pop, Brownie, and a cookie, Donut, Muffin, and a rice crispy, sweet tea, lemonade, and a smoothie, White chocolate mocha, and a croissant.

Cashier: Ok.. Your total is $167 and 59 cents.

Destiny: That's cheaper than yesterday! Haha!

MJ does a face palm and before she gives him the money Destiny says something.

Destiny: You know what? DOUBLE IT!

MJ: NO!!!!

Destiny: Triple it!!!

Cashier: Ok, All right! Your total is.. $530 and 5 cents.

MJ does a face palm as Destiny giggles.

I don’t want to go to school
Destiny is ready to go to school when she walks up to MJ

Destiny: Sissy. Sissy. Sissy.

MJ: What?

Destiny: I don’t want to go to school.

MJ: Why?

Destiny: I don’t want to go to school

MJ: Why?

Destiny: Coz I’m gonna break the rules

MJ: Why?

Destiny picks up a book upside down.

Destiny: I can’t even read books

MJ: Why?

Destiny then looks at her homework

Destiny: Coz I don’t wanna do 2+2

MJ: Why?

Destiny then walks to the fridge.

Destiny: I just wanna eat food

MJ: Why?

Destiny: *Crosses her arms* Teachers say I’m to rude

MJ: Why?

Destiny: Sissy, Coz I’m too cool

MJ: Yeah right. I’m mean- Why?

Destiny: I don’t want to go to school

MJ: Why?

Destiny: I don’t want to go to school x2

MJ: Why?

Destiny: I’m just tired of school.

MJ: No, Destiny, you are going to school